Remember in Titanic when Rose (Kate Winslet) decides to ~slum it~ in steerage with Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) for a night of dancing, boozing, and steamy car sex?
Well, before Rose and Jack dashed off to ruin the upholstery of a Model T, they had a good ol’ time partying it up with all of Jack’s friends, including one VERY ADORABLE little girl named Cora.
And not only did she get to dance with Leo, I mean, Jack…
…but he also called her his “best girl,” which is the exact moment everyone in the audience thought, I am now dead.
Rose is like, “Pardon me?!”
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