1. Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.





2. I'd show you my world, but I'm sure you own a mirror.


3. I think you're a girl worth fighting for.





4. Damn, you take love to infinity and beyond.


5. If I were Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought.





6. You can call me Nemo because I am never afraid to touch the butt.


7. You are so Hans-some.


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