1. Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.

2. I'd show you my world, but I'm sure you own a mirror.

3. I think you're a girl worth fighting for.

4. Damn, you take love to infinity and beyond.

5. If I were Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought.

6. You can call me Nemo because I am never afraid to touch the butt.

7. You are so Hans-some.

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