1. If Buzz Lightyear didn't think he was a toy, why did he still freeze when people came into the room?
2. Why did Tarzan have an American accent if he learned how to speak from a woman with an English accent?
3. How did one single dog give birth to 99 puppies in 101 Dalmatians?
4. How the hell are cars created in Cars? Do they mate with each other? Is car sex a thing? Are there car babies?
5. How did no one else in that whole damn kingdom have the same shoe size as Cinderella?
6. Why didn't anyone recognize Jasmine, the kingdom's literal princess, when she hid under a simple cloak in Aladdin?
7. The beginning of The Lion King showed all of the animals bowing down to Mufasa, but why didn't any of the wildebeests attempt to stop or show any remorse after murdering their literal ruler during the stampede?
8. How. Did. Mulan's. Makeup. Come. Off. So. Easily. It. Should. Have. Smeared. All. Over. Her. Face. And. Sleeve???????